Reply

Joke - Honeymoon salad

« Prev
1
Next »

greymoya
Guest

Joke - Honeymoon salad Dec 16, 2007 19:15:58 GMT -5

Quote

Post by greymoya on Dec 16, 2007 19:15:58 GMT -5

This is my favorite joke from our presentations we do!

Most people make Honeymoon Salad, you know what Honeymoon Salad is???

wait for it......

Lettuce alone!!!!!

And if you're really adventurous and have a good crowd, you can say "Lettuce alone, with little or no dressing, and a roll with honey" LOL!!!

Trailpal Global Moderator hmm where does the status message show up? Posts: 16,910	Joke - Honeymoon salad Dec 16, 2007 19:32:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Trailpal on Dec 16, 2007 19:32:00 GMT -5 groan! Once, I had a plate of shrimp with an Aussie salad... ... the lettuce was all "down under" )
	‎"The trouble with quotes over the Internet is that you never know if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln The better you ride, the harder you fall. Beginners fall off. Good riders get launched.” ~ Jean White I have the ability of single-minded determination and focu... Hey, look! A horse!

Reds Guru Posts: 9,548	Joke - Honeymoon salad Dec 16, 2007 22:16:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Reds on Dec 16, 2007 22:16:45 GMT -5 pfffftttt!! Too funny
	Shop online 24/7 with me! www.marykay.com/lisaporter2012 Use coupon code EF10 for 10% off your order!

dawnh Guru Posts: 3,387	Joke - Honeymoon salad Dec 17, 2007 15:29:11 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dawnh on Dec 17, 2007 15:29:11 GMT -5 <snork>
	Somday my prince will come. If he's a dink I'll knock him in the head and keep his horse.

Wayne Williams Guest	Joke - Honeymoon salad Mar 14, 2019 13:53:58 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Wayne Williams on Mar 14, 2019 13:53:58 GMT -5 lettuce without dressing

Reply

Quick Reply