Post by noblesseoblige on Feb 4, 2005 12:07:20 GMT -5
see ya guys next week, I am off to the Indio Horse=Show
Three men were setting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties.
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The first man had married a woman from Pennsylvania and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days,
but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
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The second man had married a woman from Michigan. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.
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He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a
huge dinner on the table.
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The third man had married a Texas girl. He boasted that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry washed
and this was all her responsibility.
He said the first day he didn't see anything and the
second day he didn't see anything but by the third day some of the swelling he had went down so he could see a little out of his left eye!
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Got to love those Texas Women!
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