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Post by Mary Ann on Feb 3, 2005 10:46:49 GMT -5
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
'You know, dear,' she says, 'I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my hair is grey, my shoulders are hunched over, I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby.' She turns to her husband and says, 'Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself.'
He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, 'Well, at least you've got great eyesight.'
Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 at St. Ann's Memorial Chapel
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Post by Newfygirl on Feb 3, 2005 10:55:00 GMT -5
ha ha ha haa hhhhhaaaaaa!!! Love it!
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Post by wildfire on Feb 3, 2005 11:06:17 GMT -5
In My Eyes
She's just a woman. A hundred pound of flesh and blood Quick with a smile, warm with a touch from me
She's just a woman. She's not the least or the most desired But she sets one man's heart on fire and it's me, that she wants to please
And in my eyes, God never made a more beautiful girl In my eye No more lovely in all of the world and she looks at me at times with such surprise When she sees how special she is In My Eyes
She's only human And I've seen her cry when she looks in a mirror and counts a new line, that seems to appear over night She's only human It's not that she vain she's just afraid, that there'll come a time When I'll turn away at the sight But I swear that's not right!
In my eyes She just grows lovelier, to me In my eyes she's only ageing gracefully and a thousand strands of gray won't disguise The woman she'll always be . . . in my eyes
Lord know she makes mistakes but I'm aware of her faults her mood goes up and down but that's just because She's just a woman
And giving her love only to me without her help I would be less of a man Than she thinks I am and in my eyes Love never changes or pretends In my eyes Her mysteries never end Everyday as time goes by Makes her love grow sweeter still In my eyes
She is my woman
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Post by Mary Ann on Feb 3, 2005 11:45:03 GMT -5
Aww Wildfire, that's really sweet!
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Post by Chrisnstar on Feb 3, 2005 14:39:20 GMT -5
Mary Ann, that's hilarious!!! ;D
chris
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